I might regret this, but ..... Don't Hassle the Hoff Freebie

I recently came across this REALLY OLD pattern I did as a custom order when I first started designing in 2015.  A customer wanted exactly this and I did it for her.  I couldn't even remember designing it.  And for good reason.  It's....terrible.  I shared my embarrassment with my TikTok followers.

And.....they wanted it?  If you're here from TikTok to browse freebies, would you consider signing up for my newsletter as a way to thank me?

So.  well.  Here you go.

Caveat: this pattern is really old.

Caveat: I don't even know what this phrase means.

Caveat: I'm still embarrassed.

But if you want it, CLICK HERE TO GET IT.